Effie. USA. 32 going on five. Partner. Writer. Restless. Lead foot. Relentless mental spelling and grammar checker. Chronic insomniac. Dime store psychologist. Anticoagulant tester. Lover of that dirty water. Sarcastic until the end. Unapologetic cat lady. Ridiculously brazen RPF writer. Proud member of the Team Arrow Sanity Bubble. Flails like an epileptic octopus. Girl Friday. ISFJ. Hopelessly useless at creativity, except sometimes in tags. Uses the mommy voice. Thinks less of you if you don't worship the ground The Civil Wars walk on. Staunch opponent of vampires taking over my town square, bullying, right-wingers, the New York Yankees, cops who refuse to look for missing children, anyone against gay rights, those who refuse to tag things as spoilers, and most importantly, portmanteaus.